I Can Wait All Night

You see, I have something I need to ask Santa.

It's for my mom, and it's important.

My House, My Stuff

Things appear in my house.  Then they become mine.
That's the way it is.
So be quiet when walking past me.

I Play Hard

And sometime even I need a bath.  It's usually over quickly.

I Am a Patriot

I love my country.  I bring comfort to all the old soldiers.

I Love to Go For Rides

But Mom, please put that phone down when you're driving.

I Am The Captain of This Ship!

Only a real sea dog can say arrrrrhg!

So back off matey before's I runs you through with me sword!

Arrrrgh!

Fetch me over another chicken strip wench!

You've Been Warned

Come any closer and you're a dead man.

I'm waiting for you...

OK, lets do this. Might as well get it over with.

I Love to Sing

Sometimes I just feel like throw'in back a couple and
letting go to the Zak Brown Band.

I love my mom so much that it makes me crazy

I am still looking for Fifi. That Poodle is HOT!

I Am The Great Protector

 

Sometimes I just sit there.  Watching the world go by waiting for you to make a mistake.

Whachulookingat?

I don't care what you think.  Chicks dig it.