I Am The Captain of This Ship!

Only a real sea dog can say arrrrrhg!

So back off matey before's I runs you through with me sword!

Arrrrgh!

Fetch me over another chicken strip wench!

You've Been Warned

Come any closer and you're a dead man.

I'm waiting for you...

OK, lets do this. Might as well get it over with.

I Love to Sing

Sometimes I just feel like throw'in back a couple and
letting go to the Zak Brown Band.

I love my mom so much that it makes me crazy

I am still looking for Fifi. That Poodle is HOT!

I Am The Great Protector

 

Sometimes I just sit there.  Watching the world go by waiting for you to make a mistake.

Whachulookingat?

I don't care what you think.  Chicks dig it.